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  • goel_ar
    12-20 11:39 AM
    ^^^^





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  • micofrost
    07-12 11:46 AM
    As reported by immigration-law , is this the guy who screwed us,uscis and dos and created this fiasco





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  • jy1021
    02-15 08:53 AM
    yes, you can. I did it last summer. the first officer at the border did not know the rule and said we could not enter, then an older officer came and said we could. they let us in with expired visa but approved h-1b extension notice





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  • alkg
    08-06 08:35 PM
    1% to 5% cases are listed in .

    Aug 6, 2008 @ 6:30PM EST:

    For EB2 chargeability India: So far in Aug we have 36 GC approvals listed in .

    TSC 34( cases) - 680(based on 5%) to 3400(based on 1%)
    NSC 02( cases) - 040(based on 5%) to 0200(based on 1%)

    Aug 5, 2008 @ 5:00PM EST:

    For EB2 chargeability India: So far in Aug we have 25 GC approvals listed in .

    TSC 23( cases) - 460(based on 5%) to 2300(based on 1%)
    NSC 02( cases) - 040(based on 5%) to 0200(based on 1%)

    What is does 1% to 5% means ?



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  • JeffDG
    02-15 03:50 PM
    While this may seem "out there", it's not really.

    US Immigration Law recognizes some administrative divisions within countries. Take Northern Ireland as the classic example. You cannot apply for the DV Lottery if you are from the UK, except if you are from Northern Ireland, yet Northern Ireland is firmly part of the United Kingdom. I'm sure there are others as well that are recognized.





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  • LostInGCProcess
    02-04 06:02 PM
    Remember, if you leave US before AP is approved, you cannot use it to return back to US. On the other hand, if its approved and if its postal delay, and you left right after it got approved, then you can make arrangement to send it to you overseas and use it to enter US.



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  • vmetla
    09-01 05:08 AM
    That�s good. In addition to the evaluation, it doesn�t hurt to get a letter from the university to show that the degree is actually computer and mathematics related.

    Thank you for your help in this regard. My attorney submitted

    1. Expert Opinion Letter
    2. University Letter

    and the I-140 RFE was cleared in 2 days and got the approval today (per USCIS case status).
    Mine was PP.





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  • cdeneo
    03-27 12:50 PM
    No real evidence but when I had looked into doing this for my parents this is what I found out -

    You can apply for an extension - but would need to give a valid reason with proof along with a confirmed return air ticket for a later date. Some reasons that get accepted with the correct proof:
    1. More travels planned within the US - provide itinerary with dates and reservations of where the travels are planned for. And a confirmed return ticket to India later on.
    2. Medical - maybe a letter from the doctor may suffice but they would need to still have good explaination and this may not fly for a 6 month extension.
    3. Marriage of a family member in the US with wedding invitation and a confirmed return ticket to India after the wedding has occured.
    4. Any other valid reason with proof...

    I had consulted an immigration attorney and he said that he could prep the paperwork for me - the form itself is very simple, you need to attach an explaination for why you are asking for an extension and this needs to be done properly.

    Another thing the attorney told me was - USCIS had become more stringent than before on giving the extensions (not sure how stringent though as he said that one could get an extension with the right documentation provided). Also one needs to provide proof of funds to support your parents while they will be here - you can provide your bank statements, pay slips, etc for them...

    Also the attorney had mentioned that if they did grant an extension one time - most likely they would not do this again in the future (once in a life time thing sort of deal). Best bet is to go back and save your extension for a later time when you would utmost need it.

    Traveling out of the country and returning in one month used to happen a lot in past years - officers at POE have become more strict and may see that you were just here for 6 months and are back this quickly. The officer at POE would ask you the reason for a visit this quickly and may grant you a one month or a three month stay - completely in the hands of the officer at the POE (you may still get six months but it's all luck at this point).

    Good luck with whatever you decide to do.

    Hi Everyone,

    I learnt recently that my parents have started showing early signs of Alzheimers. They have a 10 year multiple visa. For now I have them staying with me and their 1-94 date is coming up next month.

    I wanted to know what options do i have and what would be the repurcursions.
    1. extend thier stay. if so, whats the process.
    2. let them fly back to India. stay for month and revisit for anothe 6 months. any catch or restriction on this.

    Its just that they have no one in india to take care of them and people are cheating on them due to thier medical condition.

    Your opinions and suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks



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  • mmk123
    07-29 12:18 PM
    Humor is the best way we can take a break from this entire immigration stuff, rules, recession.

    ********************

    A conversation between some journalists and Prof. Corn Meat-Loaf was leaked to media.

    Journalist A: Welcome, Prof. Meat-Loaf. I have heard a lot about you. Why are you working so aggressively against G-1b visas? You teach Computers, right? You also seem to have more publications on this topic than in CS.

    Prof. Corn Meat-Loaf: Let me tell the truth. Yes, these *outsider* kids are very smart, they do all cutting-edge research, that I cannot keep-up the pace with. They have hijacked all the research which I could have done. If we don't allow them to do research, then I will get a chance to do it in few years. Writing Unix/Linux tutorials is not going to help much. I need my job security. Hence I had to work for this job. It's secure and easy for me to keep doing it.

    Journalist B: Ok, we understand. This is similar to blaming others for your own problems. It is convenient and easy. But, why do you think that entire G-1b visa program is bad? If there are any bad apples, we identify and throw the bad apples and not the entire basket, right?

    Prof. Corn Meat-Loaf: I actually favor family immigration (look at my biography). I cannot oppose family program and I need something to oppose to keep my payroll running. G-1b is a favorite program to target as politically those guys cannot speak or do anything in return and that makes my point looks more sound and firm. My friend, Mr. Tom Jerry from GutterShield also favors the same program (look at his biography too) and shields my comments. Also, bringing in more unskilled labor helps me having same level of conversation with them instead of feeling left out.

    Journalist A: Gotcha! Why do prefer O11 visa over G-1b visa?

    Prof: Yes, O11 visa helps us bring best and brightest like models etc. They help this economy by luring us to consume expensive designs and to talk about them during lunch hour. As letter *O* looks like zero - I would like to return it back to ones who gave it to us.

    Journalist B: Have you ever thought of grooming more students from here under your able guidance. That's the real solution to this. May be we all should focus on STEM education for some time than speaking about idols and proms. May be a geek should deserve the same attention in school like a football player.
    Corporations in capitalistic society will use the same principle for everything - If you can't produce it (goods or services); buy it!

    Prof: Nope, firstly that's time-consuming and will need a lot of effort. I love short-cuts. Secondly, everywhere I see these outsider graduate students - why should I groom them?
    (Corn and Jerry suddenly start singing and dancing... their friend Piano and "Due Drops" join in)
    Corn and Jerry, yes papa,
    G1 visa, no papa,
    raising the bar, no papa,
    let's fool people, ha ha ha..

    Journalists A and B: Gotcha! Thanks for now!

    Prof: Nice meeting you, what's your name?

    Journalist A: Mr. We-wake from BusinessYear!

    Journalist B: Ms. Herbs from BusinessMonth!

    ********************





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  • va_dude
    10-19 12:25 PM
    You better get a second opinion before taking any such meds.



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  • jumanji4u
    02-16 09:37 AM
    Well it's true and proved here, the ideal mind is an EVIL mind. When the country was split into two in 1947, we still don't have the peace, what do you expect with so many states spiting into countries. Today we see states spiting, just to gain power and make money for the corrupt politicians. For the selfish gains you want to country to split???? Be a Indian..and stop wasting your time.





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  • j0se
    08-19 05:58 PM
    see, i would never think to break a graphic apart. in fact: i don't. i just import something, convert it to a symbol and that's it.

    ah, well maybe that's why i'm a newbie!!

    well, i'll give it thought next time and break things apart to see what can be gained
    :)



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  • JoeSixpack
    09-11 01:43 PM
    In case any of the 132 views were genuinely interested individuals, I found that the font family combo box was receiving ‘Arial’ from the “default text” set for the rich textbox in the XAML. Upon opening the application, the comboBox shows the default selected text. It would change to Arial once the user clicks in the rich textbox, because it would then represent the default text of the rtb.

    As for the problem with the font style controls; they still don’t seem to work properly. At this point it feels like I am trying to trick them into working the way we expect them to.

    I think the the check preformed at the beginning of the Window1.xaml.cs file is causing some of the strange behavior. For instance if you open the application, click the bold button and then click in the RTB before you begin actually typing, the bold button will uncheck itself in order to reflect the current unbold state of the RTB (since the default state of the RTB is not bold). So maybe rewording that operation will fix the problem.

    Any thoughts... anybody?





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  • BharatPremi
    11-21 09:31 PM
    Happy thanksgiving to employers and lawyers.

    Happy thanksgiving to ALIPAC, NumbersUSA, Fairus, Zazona, ProgrammersGuild.

    Happy thanksgiving to Ron Hira

    Happy thanksgiving to Lou Dobbs

    I second that.



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  • cvk90
    06-23 10:31 PM
    My attornies (big firm...working for Fortune 500 company) says that dates could retrogress anytime i.e. on 15 July 07, dates could move back several months and the chances of that happening are very high. My advise is to have your spouse cut the vacation short and return asap...! You need to file ASAP.





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  • neelu
    01-05 01:22 PM
    Threads: 2,478, Posts: 38,790, Members: 8,057, Active Members: 3,571


    There seems to be a discrepency between the number on the statistics page (the above was picked from there), and the Memberlist page.

    I guess, Logiclife was pointing to the 8000 mark on the Memberlist page (which as of this post is 8046), which was reached today.

    Can anyone explain the discrepency?



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  • gc_chahiye
    07-09 04:32 PM
    yea.. i did not read ur first post correctly..sorry

    well that note was a bit hidden. I have highlighted it almost Macaca-style now!





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  • LostInGCProcess
    08-28 04:54 PM
    internal for who do u work DOS/USCIS u jerk

    How did u manage to get so many red dots....at least you are on top of something!!!!:D:D





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  • reddymjm
    01-07 09:09 AM
    I just entered US on my AP. Old one (stamped one) was valid till May 08 09 and I had a renewed AP. The IO asked for both old and new AP. I had only the new one. He said I am supposed to carry both. Then he issued me a stamp valid till dec 30 09 and said am supposed to carry the stamped AP paper along with the stamp all the time. Then I aksed about the expiry validity. He said I have to have a new AP after the AP expiry date on AP not on the passport.

    But I heard the otherway at the canada border.





    abhisam
    07-25 03:47 PM
    this is a very good idea..but theres only one problem..we had gone to a blood donation drive to give blood..but were not allowed to because they do not take blood from people who have visited third world countries like India in the past 3 yrs.

    so we can organise a campaign like this..but blood can be donated only by people who havent visited any third world countires in the past 3 yrs.





    div_bell_2003
    03-06 02:03 AM
    Online application usually warrants a fingerprinting , it's best to apply in paper if that needs to be avoided.



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