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R94N
Apr 19, 02:30 PM
Excel or any other similar program should be able to do that quite easily from a set of tabled data.
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rezenclowd3
Apr 4, 07:45 PM
Personally I dislike the F series BMWs. From afar I don't know if it's a decent looking run of the mill Japanese car or an actual BMW. The E39 5 series I do agree with being just tits though. I think the E36 3 series usually look like junkers unless they are in pristine condition, which most seem to be utterly abused. Bring back the E46 style headlights and rear, with the very distinct OVAL kidneys.

My favorite car of all time as its truly lightweight AND nutty HP/Torque unlike the Veyron which is just heavy and nutty HP/Torque:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/170/418114836_fde6bfe1e6.jpg

Then the other truly beautiful car IMO is the Orca C11 which a father and son made:

http://www.desiwalls.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/orca-c113-02.jpg
http://www.freewebs.com/gadget1127/2004_ORCA_C113_Prototype.jpg
http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-2005/2005-Orca-C113-Prototype-Engine-1280x960.jpg

I'm also a sucker for 90s vaporware supercars...

Also, the BMW 8 series should not have been stopped...so beautiful and the interior to die for.... The only thing wrong with it was to try to add 2 very small back seats:
https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj5fTB2LUfYz6Qgasztat32owVkDHCfY8gCEphLJh82yrr9kjaBIP7b5ALJod0e0hCYvx_2yzi5paXrcBv2FKuRIsuGC65Lf5_Jn5_z1c0NUBPzV7aHmb9Dw035V-deRaoL21OQhMKJCzw/s1600/bmw_1992-850CSi-002_4.jpg
I just wish I fit in it....otherwise I would have picked one up by now...

And THE car that set THE standard in the sporty family car market:
http://images.paultan.org/images/History_M3_E30_1.jpg
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Porchland
Apr 4, 11:00 AM
Simple solution: Financial Times should put out a browser version of the publication that is optimized for viewing on an iPad and simply require the same login that is does now for its web version.

I don't pay extra for the iPad version of nytimes.com on my iPad, so I use the web version instead (and it's not even optimized for iPad the way the mobile version is optimized for iPhone). I don't get the benefit of the snazzier iPad app, but I'm also not paying for it.

Apple created the iOS platform and allows third parties to develop apps for it as long as you play by Apple's rules. If you don't like Apple's rules, optimize your product to run as a web page for iPhone/iPad or just rely on the web version you have now.

Frankly, I wish more publications would do that: I would be fine to read web-based, iPad-optized versions of the New Yorker, New York Times, Newsweek, etc., if the subscription prices are cheaper than an iPad version and it means the publisher actually makes a web-based subscription available, even if it means I'm giving up some UI coolness, better graphics, etc., but not getting the iPad version.

The market works just fine.
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ma5ter5
Mar 23, 09:35 AM
Is it just me or does his right eye look odd? Is it a fake eye?

kinda has that terminator look to it.
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Mal
Oct 7, 05:44 PM
Went ahead and changed now.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/12428034/Screen%20shot%202010-10-07%20at%206.42.37%20PM.PNG

Original from here: http://furiousfanboys.com/2010/06/35-spectacular-yoda-wallpapers/

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jwdsail
Dec 1, 08:54 AM
Not when there are plenty of people who don't know/don't care about such restrictions. You may refuse to do business with the studios due to their draconian rights management, but all the higher end services are covered with them. The result is you're one of the lowest spending consumers on the entertainment industry's radar.

The sad fact is, you don't want to play ball and they could care less when you're in the minority.

Do you ever wonder why you cable company doesn't offer any special limited time rates on basic cable service?

But I'm *NOT* one of the lowest spending customers... I'm constantly buying DVDs from Amazon... I don't have room for the DVDs I have as it is... My cable bill makes me want to puke.. I'd hold my entertainment spending up against any on this forum..

I'm refusing to buy the latest CRAP-laden disks, possible-broadcast flag-filled broadcasts, and downloads they're trying to shove down our throats in the future... I'm saying if they want to keep my future business at anywhere near my current rates, they better make the future DRM/Crap/etc more like what we have now, or they will loose sales..

How can that NOT be on their RADAR?


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allan.nyholm
Mar 24, 03:09 AM
Ahh the man with the shaky hand from the Lion demonstration.

It's hard not to begin shaking using that terrible mouse(Magic Mouse). On a hot summer day it's really hard using it. Here in Denmark the summer is really moist. And because of the surface of the mouse, after a longer period of time sweat begins to assemble on top making the swipe features simply not work. You have to have totally dry fingers and palms for using that mouse.

My point is; Apple, stop making mice all together. You're terrible at it. get a deal with Logitech for instance and have them cook up a beautiful mouse to go with your design standards.

The Magic Trackpad has the same issues like the Magic Mouse has. If it's not cramps it's sweaty palms and fingers.

I felt Craig's pain when he was demoing Lion. I cringed, thinking that it was not the best way to demo the swipe features.

I'm doing it wrong? Story of my life. ;)
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SeattleMoose
Apr 7, 03:04 PM
I will always have a soft spot for Atari. My first PC in 1987 was an Atari 1040 ST Mega 2 which had (hang on to something...) 2 Megabytes of RAM and a 8Mhz CPU. I added on a HUGE 20MB hard drive the size of a shoebox. I bought it coz of the built-in MIDI port which I used to drive my recording studio.

In it's day it was a GREAT computer!!!

Favorite game - "Leisure Suit Larry in The Land of The Loung Lizards". :rolleyes:
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jmccray
Feb 10, 06:38 AM
Individual plans for $20 per month, FamilyTalk� for $30 per month (up to 5 lines)

NO THANK YOU!!!!

We want lower prices!

Enough with offering more gimmick features for more $$.

Um, No. If you actually go through the process it will switch out your $20/month unlimited text with unlimited text and mobile to any mobile. No gimmicks.
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satcomer
May 5, 11:27 AM
Clear you font cache. I personally use the application Yasu (http://jimmitchell.org/yasu/) to do this.
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Kieranic
Aug 1, 07:21 AM
Switches to a new Michael Jackson image every 5 minutes :D
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Clive At Five
Nov 29, 01:41 PM
That's the problem. The industry thinks that they can set the rules, when in fact it's the law makers and the judges that decide and implement them. I just wish the they (the politicians/judges, etc) would show a bit more understanding and concern for the consumer. After all, we're the ones who need protecting.

I'm not sure if I agree with you. Broadening "Fair Use", treads a fine line between justice and public abduction of creative property. The real answer is to boycott Hollywood until they start offering reasonable solutions... and the easiest (albeit illegal) way to send them a message is piracy. If you're not cool with that, then you're just going to have to go without movies, and convince your friends to do the same.

-Clive
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Funkymonk
Apr 29, 12:26 PM
check wiki.

samsung electronics (not the samsung group just electronics) is 2x or 3x times bigger in revenue than apple.

samsung is #2 patents holdings in USA. apple barely broke into top 5 recently.

$$ and patents holdings tell me it won't be so easy for apple.

don't bother. as far as some members here are concerned Apple is an untouchable divine entity
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zen.state
Mar 30, 06:16 PM
didn't know that. i've use some 6200s before, but have never owned/used a MDD... wonder why it won't work? did you tape the pins, tried all the other tricks? voltage problem perhaps?!? learn something new every day around here. long live PPC!

I didn't do the pin covering on my 6200. I bought it from that same vendor but reflashed it myself with a faster ROM. He did the pin work and I reflashed it. On both that sellers auctions and others as well as other 6200 for Mac info I have read they all say no MDD support. Must be something to do with voltage or pins. It's AGP 4x like the Digital Audio and Quicksilver which work with the 6200. Strange..

The more common Geforce 6200 ROM's for Mac are downclocked a bit as about half the 6200 Mac market or more are used in G4 Cubes. This is obviously done to lower heat. The GPU runs at 300MHz on the Cube/common ROM and 350mhz on the ROM I reflashed with. The VRAM is 533MHz on both ROM's.
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Apple Hero
Dec 4, 03:51 PM
None of these are Holiday related.
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vvebster
Dec 27, 07:32 AM
http://www.bswusa.com/assets/product_images/large/krk_rp6g2.jpg

What speaker are these? ...... does anyone know?

Thanks
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Mike Oxard
May 1, 03:43 AM
I just don't know what the fiscal advantage is to keeping their clunky system in-house and betting a $4.5M domain name will help Store Geniuses meet their attach rate quotas.

What makes you think they are going to keep the old system and just change the name? there is a high probability the new server farm they are building will have a lot to do with this, it'll be more than just a facelift.
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phillymjs
Oct 3, 08:51 PM
One of my clients is a huge, global corporation (that shall remain nameless), and they use Notes. I only support a smallish design department that uses Macs, and I quickly learned to loathe Notes.

Allow me to quote a rant I wrote about it on 10/8/02, after coming home from a long day of battling Notes issues at that client:

"Lotus Notes [6.0] for the Mac is a turd that they just keep trying to polish. Whoo hoo, it's finally Carbonized and sports the Aqua interface-- that's like putting a fresh coat of paint on an outhouse. This is the most half-assed Mac port of a Windows app since Microsoft Word 6-- scads of 8.3-named library files, a terribly unMaclike interface that is possibly the worst mangling of the 'web browser' metaphor that I have ever seen, and a complete inability to accommodate more than one user per machine, even on a multi-user based OS like Mac OS X. You'd think a company like IBM could actually assemble a team of competent Mac programmers, but judging by the quality of Notes for the Mac, they can't. Memo to IBM/Lotus: Half-assed Mac support is worse than none at all. Rebuild Notes [for the Mac] from scratch, or take it out back and shoot it. It makes Outlook/Exchange look like paradise, even with all the security and virus problems."

That client is now using 6.5.4, and I still hate it. Four years later, and it *still* wants to put the user data folder inside the Notes application folder by default when you install! Last week I ran Migration Assistant to move someone's data back to a PowerBook that had returned from being serviced, and Notes got messed up somehow. It was set to spellcheck all outgoing messages automatically, but lost the location of its dictionary. How do you think Notes would handle that? Just inform the user, "I can't spellcheck, but would you like me send out the message anyway?", right? Wrong! It wouldn't let the user send any mail at all, until I remoted in and disabled the spellcheck entirely. When I was back on site today, I had to reinstall Notes on her machine to fix it.

Which brings us to the problem of support. The only solution I can find for 99% of Notes issues on the Mac is to just reinstall the damned thing.

I could keep on going, but you get the picture.... Notes is a godawful abortion of a software program, and I would lead a much happier life if I didn't have to deal with it. IBM claims they want to improve it? Well they've certainly got their work cut out for them, don't they?

~Philly
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McBeats
Oct 13, 07:15 AM
the google maps tweets is AWESOME
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stefmesman
May 4, 01:28 PM
Why isn't apple making a new FCE, a lot of people is asking for one.?

because the new FCP is nearly the same price as FCE. and FCP has alot more options.
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toolbox
Jul 31, 09:06 PM
Display on my iMac, just sitting back listing to the bee gees live in australia
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Squonk
Oct 31, 01:43 PM
4 years ago I hiked the Camino de Santiago, an old pilgrimage route that goes across Spain (850 km)

I had a diskman at the time and used for about 5 minutes during the walk.

I found that it ruined the whole experience.

sometimes the best music is absolute silence

For hiking, I agree.
As for running, I gotta have my tunes...
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pito189
Mar 25, 12:47 PM
Also, what is so bad about the iOS notification system? I just hit "Close" if I don't care about a notification at that time.

My biggest problem is, ok I don't want to look at it right then. BUT I would like to be able to look at it as some point.

I've also run into where I will be typing in a field or playing a game and a notification will pop up and I'll hit close before I realize it. Then it's just GONE, that's what annoys me the most.
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gkarris
Apr 7, 05:17 PM
How on earth would you play Defender on an iPad? Even with the iCade, it doesn't have enough buttons, does it?

Seems to - iCade has 6 (plus 2 for 1/2-player)
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